“There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.”

“Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something...”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“You can win, it'll just cost you some money.”

“I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.”

“Brain: If the Bossman's mother was in there, the match would've been over by now. Diamond would've been carried away laughing, holding his nose (Referring to a match with Dustin Rhodes against Paul...”

“The more clearly you understand yourself and your emotions, the more you become a lover of what is.”

“There are only two ways to live your life: as though nothing is a miracle, or as though everything is a miracle.”

“The moral of the tale is, don't live for the approval of others. The real you is here to find out the secret of life, not to satisfy someone else's opinion.”

“But you know what they say - old milk turns sour but old scores just get sweeter.”

“I'll tend to her as no mother ever tended a child, a daughter. Nobody will ever get my milk no more except my own children. I never had to give it to nobody else--and the one time I did it was took...”

“But you know what they say - old milk turns sour but old scores just get sweeter.”

“Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.”

“A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.”