“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

“Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something...”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“You can win, it'll just cost you some money.”

“I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.”

“Brain: If the Bossman's mother was in there, the match would've been over by now. Diamond would've been carried away laughing, holding his nose (Referring to a match with Dustin Rhodes against Paul...”

“Rights and duties, sounded more entertaining than duties and rights.”

“And you know once a man has fished, or watched the thrushes hovering in flocks over the village in the bright, cool, autumn days, he can never really be a townsman, and to the day of his death he w...”

“The truth is, there is good and bad in everybody, in every nation, in every race, and in every religion. To hear someone say that all the people that belong to a certain country, race, or religion ...”

“In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.”

“There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.”

“I'm fortunate to be famous for two rather imposing characters like Magneto and Gandalf.”

“You like me not because I like you. I like you just because I like me.”

“Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.”

“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.”