“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

“Our body is designed to work for reaching a set goal”

“I felt like an animal, and animals dont know sin, do they?”

“V-Dayif you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think its quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. Its all artificial, and has nothing to do with r...”

“The misery in war-torn Afghanistan is reminiscent of images from the Thirty Years' War.”

“When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'”

“Yeah, I spent my teen years in West Virginia, and when I was a kid, in Louisiana. I definitely have that exposure to two different sorts of rural: the South and Appalachia.”

“In the presence of the sun nobody sees the stars; excel, and you too will eclipse your competition.”

“I believe in women helping each other feel good about themselves instead of trying to compete.”

“When we stop looking for someone to complete us... We find completion in ourselves.”