“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.”

“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

“We are human only in contact, and conviviality, with what is not human.”

“The problem is this: nature has assembled all these species on this planet. The human species is no more important than any other species on this planet. For some reason, man accorded himself a sup...”

“More than the disappearing trees and roses, its the human tendency to suppress the Natural Voice of the Natures Man which is sorrowful.”

“I write weird stories. I don't know why I like weirdness so much. Myself, I'm a very realistic person. I don't trust anything New Age -- or reincarnation, dreams, Tarot, horoscopes. I don't trust a...”

“There are a lot of movies about misfits that are quite cool, that kind of glamorize it on some level. I think there are fewer films, certainly with a lady at the center, about the agony of what it'...”

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”