“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.”

“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“Worry is like a rocking-chair. It gives you something to do buy gets you nowhere.”

“But if that was going to happen, it was going to happen whether or not he worried about it.”

“Perhaps the greatest worry of all was that one day you would realize that all the worries of your life amounted to one thing: the desire to just stop worrying.”