21 quotes found
“I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.”
“I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.”
“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”
“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”
“Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”
“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”
“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”
“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”
“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”
“What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's a...”
“Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has ...”
“That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”
“It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.”
“I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.”
“As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretch...”
“I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss the...”
“We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're findin...”
“The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”
