“I am perfectly sane. But then again, 94% of psychotics think they are perfectly sane. So we have to ask ourselves, what is sane?”

“Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.”

“This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!”

“My 'people skills' are 'rusty.' Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.”

“You're not who I thought you'd be, Cas." "No?" "Your so much better.”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.”

“This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!”

“Theyd tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called away with the fairies and Max called a bit of a lost cunt.”

“Dream as if youll live forever. Live as if youll die today.”

“Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)”