9 quotes found
“You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable.”
“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the ...”
“Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.”
“Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies!”
“Neal! It's your grief counselors. We're here to hug!”
“Kick it in the Ass”
“Saving people, hunting things, the family business.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”
“You know, Dean said, gesturing with his uninjured hand. If we were in an action movie, this would be the scene where you tenderly dress my wounds. then the wailing guitar ballad would kick in and w...”
