Im like a cat. I swear I havenine lives
“How are you feeling?"I leaned away from him. "Gross."Aiden frowned. "Gross?""I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."He laughed. "Alex, come on.""Seriously, I'm gr...”
“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester."I flipped him off."Well that wasn't fun...”
“The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed”
“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”