“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.”

“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”

“An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct...”

“There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.”

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”

“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”