8 quotes found
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”
“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
“An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct...”
“There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.”
