“When a flower rises from the earth, it is overcoming its greatest opponent: fear.”

“Wealth wont make you happy. Power wont make you remarkable. Fame wont make you honorable. Education wont make you wise.”

“Bless the world with your mind, heal the world with your heart, lift the world with your soul; elevate the world with your life.”

“Dont mourn over the past; it has no pity for you. Dont cry over the present; it has no sympathy for you; and dont weep over the future, it has no mercy on you.”

“In thoughts, be wise. In speech, be cautious. In sentiment, be positive. In actions, be prudent.”

“The darkest storms color the brightest rainbows.”

“When two souls are one, they hear each other, even in silence.”

“The greatest love stories are not written by the ink of the pen, but by the ink of the heart.”

“Desire speaks, passion shouts, lust screams, and love whispers.”

“Money can't buy love, except on Valentines Day.”

“The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.”

“The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.”

“I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.”

“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest.”

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