“You knew me before I made my millions, and you were nice to me when you didnt have to be. Thats the kind of person I want in my corner.”

“He couldnt grab reality if he attempted the task with both hands.”

“If youre trying to tell me youre not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.”

“The algorithms in his hard drive scrambled and his coding short-circuited. Like shed downloaded a virus right into his system, he got feverishly hot.”

“Lord, but did he grow up nice.”

“He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mindshed never know the difference.”

“The power of a glance has been so much abused in love stories, that it has come to be disbelieved in. Few people dare now to say that two beings have fallen in love because they have looked at each...”

“Tonight was... well, it was perfect for me too. You've turned my world upside down. I've fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the fuckin' shit outta me. I've been shakin' all night, becaus...”

“Love must not entreat,' she added, 'or demand. Love must have the strength to become certain within itself. Then it ceases merely to be attracted and begins to attract.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a...”

“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”