“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”

“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”

“Hope is the privilege of the weak.”

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?”

“You'd be surprised how easy some things can be, things you never thought you'd do, when you take self-respect out of the equation.”