“Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell...”

“Awww, that's sweet. Nothing says I love you like a well-made implement of pain.”

“You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.”

“Chocolate's better than sex any day.”

“I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.”

“A girl could get to hate Doms.”

“I love and care for everyone because I know the pain of being unloved and uncared.”

“I think... if it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then there are as many kinds of love as there are hearts.”

“Do only work that matters, and you will end up pleasing those who are important enough to care about it.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”