“In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.”

“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”