“Dont kiss me, she said warningly.I dont intend to, he replied, smiling a little. I dont have my whip and chair with me.”

“...a kid, maybe eight years old, ran up and poked her in the ribs with a plastic laser weapon, making electric zinging noises as he repeatedly pulled the trigger. Youre dead, he said victoriously. ...”

“Im Sam Donovan. I know who you are. Mrs. Kulavich told me. Im Jaine Bright. I know. She told me. She even told me how you spell your name. Now, how on earth had Mrs. Kulavich known that?”

“Nice is good. It doesnt sound exciting, but think about it. I think Mr. Perfect would be kind to kids and animals, help old ladies across the street, not insult you when your opinion is different f...”

“She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovaria...”

“Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly.“I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.”

“...they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister.”

“If we go on in this way, we shall have a new art of poetry, of which one of the first rules will be: To remember to forget that there are any such things as sunshine and music in the world.”

“Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”