The next afternoon I left work to find that my car had been broken into and ransacked but that not one thing had been stolen. I was so insulted that I left a note on the window that read:Dear Scumbag Thieves,If you go to the trouble of tossing my car, you could at least steal a lousy pair of sunglasses.The next day I discovered a gift card lying on the drivers seat with this message:Heres $500. Its the best we can do until the holidays.P.S. Get some decent tires, why dont you. We couldnt sell these desperate maypops if we did steal them.
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