“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed.What, you think i actually l...”

“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Heres your crap. Also, bite me.”

“Oh hell no. Guys dont talk about that crap.Youre serious.Really.What do you talk about?Shane looked at her as if she were insane. You know. Stuff. Were not girls. We dont talk about our feelings. I...”

“You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it." "You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“Yeah. She'd manipulated the second most powerful vampire in town into taking her side against a psycho bitch-queen sorority girl. She'd talked rationally about putting people's brains into computer...”

“Now we're in the middle of a three-sided vampire war. Which would be an awesome video game, but I'm really not interested in playing for real. I like my reset buttons.”

“She needs you for more than just protection. It's how it works. You want the strong girl, you understand that she's with you because she wants to be. Not because she has to be. You know that, right?”

“In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me.”

“A perfectly normal person is rare in our civilization.”

“Was there even such a thing as normall? People had terrible things behing their faces sometimes. He knew that now.”

“Normalcy was declared. (Normalcy was always a declaration.)”