“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed.What, you think i actually l...”

“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Heres your crap. Also, bite me.”

“You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it." "You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“Hey. Shanes hip nudged her chair, and he bent over, putting his mouth very close to her ear.What are you doing?Thinking.Stop.Stop thinking?Youre doing way too much of it. Itll make you go blind.She...”

“I cant take the ring. It meansit means too much to you. Its all you have left of them.Thats why its better if you have it, he said, and held out the box, cupped in one hand.Because you can make it ...”

“Oh hell no. Guys don’t talk about that crap.”“You’re serious.”“Really.”“What do you talk about?”Shane looked at her as if she were insane. “You know. Stuff. We’re not girls. We don’t talk about our...”

“I can’t take the ring. It means—it means too much to you. It’s all you have left of them.”“That’s why it’s better if you have it,” he said, and held out the box, cupped in one hand.“Because you can...”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“Yeah. She'd manipulated the second most powerful vampire in town into taking her side against a psycho bitch-queen sorority girl. She'd talked rationally about putting people's brains into computer...”

“I hate traveling with amateurs.”

“Now we're in the middle of a three-sided vampire war. Which would be an awesome video game, but I'm really not interested in playing for real. I like my reset buttons.”

“She needs you for more than just protection. It's how it works. You want the strong girl, you understand that she's with you because she wants to be. Not because she has to be. You know that, right?”

“In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me.”