“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.”

“Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown”

“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.”

“At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.”

“I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jamesons fangs sliding into my neck. I vividly remembered the instant feeling of ecstasy that overtook my body las...”

“Ive been fighting to be who I am all my life. Whats the point of being who I am, if I cant have the person who was worth all the fighting for?”

“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”

“We got a fightin' side a mile wide, but we pray for peace 'cause it's mostly us that end up servin' overseas.”

“Innocent? Tell me human, who among you is innocent? Who among you has not destroyed without need or hurt without pity? Should a lion ponder his role in thinning the herds? Does he question whether ...”

“As we pass the mirror in the bedroom, my attention is drawn to the lovely couple in the reflection. There is a man, tall with broad shoulders. His red hair cut short. He has nothing but a towel on....”

“Good evening and good night.”