“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.”

“He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.”

“Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown”

“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.”

“I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jamesons fangs sliding into my neck. I vividly remembered the instant feeling of ecstasy that overtook my body las...”

“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost inc...”

“And yes, Ill admit, I am jealous. Im jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought....”

“Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.”

“Innocent? Tell me human, who among you is innocent? Who among you has not destroyed without need or hurt without pity? Should a lion ponder his role in thinning the herds? Does he question whether ...”

“As we pass the mirror in the bedroom, my attention is drawn to the lovely couple in the reflection. There is a man, tall with broad shoulders. His red hair cut short. He has nothing but a towel on....”

“Good evening and good night.”