“Ill usage makes the sweetest of us vicious.”

“If every one of you was to clean before his own front door, all would be clean of cow flops.”

“I could say how well he dances, but that isn't true, for he dances like that big friendly bear I saw last Christmas.”

“In the depths of horror and despair, one comes to a new steadiness. There is no farther to fall.”

“All men were born in the same way: no privilege existed that was not of man's own contriving.”

“I've interrupted a party. Is it in celebration of the peace or in honor of the next war?”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”

“The pressures of business relationships: so I tell the guy I usually have my tea time at 10 oclock every morning. He calls me at noon (very upset) because I didnt meet him on the golf course.”

“Dont stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands.”

“Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Wilson or Brady?" The writing is on the ball...”