“Why am I trying to be somebody? I am somebody.”

“Be careful with your gift. It can lead to your success or your destruction.”

“The greatest war we fight is the one within ourselves.”

“Dont stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands.”

“Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Wilson or Brady?" The writing is on the ball...”

“Don’t stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”