“My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.”

“The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down.”

“This was the kacks cradle, icky-poos bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”

“He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.”

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“A basket of ripe fruit is holier than any prayer book.”

“People who want to climb mountains just like taking metaphors for real. So when I say I could murder for a mangosteen, I hope you dont think Im going to go out and do that.”

“In the sacred season, we shall harvest the ripen fruit.”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”