“My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.”

“This was the kacks cradle, icky-poos bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit aint the best till its been through some goo.”

“He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.”

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”

“Sunset is still my favorite color, and rainbow is second.”

“The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.”

“During my eleven years as a New York City public school teacher, I saw firsthand the impact that poverty has on the classroom. In low-income neighborhoods like Sunset Park, where I taught, students...”