“My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.”

“The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down.”

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit aint the best till its been through some goo.”

“He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.”

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.”

“Im barely human. Im more like a creature; to me, everything gives off a scent! Thoughts, moments, feelings, movements, words left unsaid, words barely spoken; they all have a distinct sense, distin...”

“ There is nothing more beautiful than the light of a Candle and the Aroma of it's Heart”

“Everyone knows a Wixen when we smell one. You smell the prettiest, a mixture of strawberries, sex and deceit. Dior should bottle it.”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.""Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettl...”

“I remember the stink of corruption. It had a kind of sweetness to it, a sweetness that'd make you want to hurl.”

“I dont have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”