“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.”

“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!”

“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”

“He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”

“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”

“Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.”

“Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just bec...”

“For once I want the beat louder than my mind.”

“Its a sort of furtiveness Like we were a generation of furtive. You know, with an inner knowledge theres no use flaunting on that level, the level of the public, a kind of beatness I mean, being ...”

“Whos happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they cant find anything to bitch about.”

“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"”

“Glasgow is a magnificent city, said McAlpin. Why do we hardly ever notice that? Because nobody imagines living herethink of Florence, Paris, London, New York. Nobody visiting them for the first tim...”

“Anything could happen in the company of a woman whose usual status is apparition.”

“Glasgow is a magnificent city,” said McAlpin. “Why do we hardly ever notice that?” “Because nobody imagines living here…think of Florence, Paris, London, New York. Nobody visiting them for the firs...”