“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“You realise youre going to owe me dinner after this, right?How does McDonalds sound?Inadequate.”

“Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you? her mother called.No. Tell me this isnt happening. Quinn rested his forehead against hers. Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, shes li...”

“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. Youre a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now ...”

“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.”

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“Did you miss me?A little bit, she said with a shrug.You have tears running down your cheeks, he said with a grin. I think you missed me more than a little.”

“I don't know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”