“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.”

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“The plum-colored night sky was shifting to pink to make room for the day, which looked as though it might turn out glorious and whimsical, as the Key West Citizen had promised.”