“All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.”

“Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.”

“If the mind fits, shrink it.”

“My son, I dont believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. Id prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.”

“When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.”

“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to...”

“Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you.”

“Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.”

“Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,Is the immediate jewel of their souls:Who steals my purse steals trash; tis something, nothing;twas mine, tis his, and has been slave to thousands;But he th...”

“[H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar.”

“Love is honesty. Love is a mutual respect for one another.”

“The fact that Ridge has been honest in his conversations with me is not something he did wrong. The fact that he has feelings for me also isnt wrong, when you know exactly how much hes fought those...”