Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.
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Jon Stewart was a contemporary American comedian and tv host. Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, political commentator, actor, and television host. Stewart is known as the host of the satirical news program The Daily Show on Comedy Central from 1999 to 2015 and part-time since 2024. Read more on Wikipedia →

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  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life
  • Religion — Exploring belief systems, worship, and spiritual practice

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