“Ben & Jerry's Lifestyle: Lots of options, exciting flavors and never repeating a scoop.”

“I walked with a sexy, confident walk, just like Bambi on his first walk.”

“Some clothes provoke more feelings in me than people.”

“If I could cook I wouldnt have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a man to support me as his lovely wife.”

“Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.”

“Are you keeping up your good studies at school and working as hard as you always did?”

“If there are trust issues during the dating period, marriage is not going to solve it! #Tip”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“There are many things that make a man irritable when he arrives home from work in the evening and a sensible wife will usually notice the storm-signals and will leave him alone until he simmers down.”

“Oblivion, she thought. That was the world she lived in. It was what they should name some countries, towns, and places.”

“A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.”