“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.”

“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.”

“Dont be so hard on yourself, Youre doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was - The one you wanted, the one she was when you needed her and she was there, the one she ...”

“But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse....”

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”

“Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...”

“I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the Heart's affections and the truth of the Imagination.”

“Nature: it might be the magical key to unlock a locked imagination.”

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

“The are timesWhen you may think that people are staring at you -They are.”

“There are timesWhen you may think that people are staring at you -They are.”

“Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then.”