“if i'm going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?.”

“When it rains," her father said "it pours.”

“To find out a heart she'd believed irrevocably broken had somewhere along the way been fixed.”

“What she really meant was: here is my heart, have a care.”

“Losing Chloe had been like reading a wonderfulook only to realize that all the pages past a certain point were blank.”

“A very wise man once told me that you can't look back-you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”