“So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampires coffin? - Shella”

“Been lickin peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran'Answer my question, Tran. Right now. Or I show you just what these fingers'--...”

“God, why do I bother trying to help you? Its not like you appreciate it. Its not like the word thanks is in your vocabulary. Its like youre not capable of being nice to someone you decided to despi...”

“Youre starting to look like you did before, and thats not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my b...”

“I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran”

“Just shut up and talk. - Shella”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“If we can become still and open-minded we might all feel that unseen hand on our shoulder, letting us know we are not alone.”

“If we an become still and open-minded, we might all feel the unseen comforting hand on our shoulder letting us know we are not alone.”

“It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.”