Im not your boyfriend! I snapped, trying to gently move her hands away from my body.How can you say that? Sara asked in horror.Its shockingly effortless, I replied. My vocal chords vibrate, and my mouth and tongue articulate. I can even do it without thinking. I had to remind myself to stay calm, and sarcasm was the best way to do that.When are you going to give me a key to your house so I dont have to knock like some guest? Sara asked, coming at me again.I backed away. How about never? Is never good for you?Sara, undeterred, said, Youre the reason I go to therapy on Fridays.The plot thickens! Gabby exclaimed for comedic relief.

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