“It's like an itch, isn't it? You can feel it in your throat. You want to scream for me.”

“My sub doesn't pay for me, he says, pulling me to my feet. That just doesn't happen.But we ordered so much, I say helpl”

“A woman isn't a whore for wanting pleasure. If it were unnatural, we would not be born with such drives.”

“I participate in BDSM, but I wasn't abused as a child. I don't hate women, or particularly enjoy hurting women. Sometimes I make them feel pain, but it's consensual, it serves a purposeto get them ...”

“In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child playing with a jump rope.”

“My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“The plum-colored night sky was shifting to pink to make room for the day, which looked as though it might turn out glorious and whimsical, as the Key West Citizen had promised.”