“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“The word future and females is a dangerous combination.”

“Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“These stupid biases and discrimination are the reason our country is so screwed up. It's Tamil first, Indian later. Punjabi first, Indian later. It has to end. National anthem, national currency, n...”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”