“Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.”

“Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.”

“Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?”

“C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!”

“Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.”

“He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”