7 quotes found
“C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!”
“Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.”
“Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.”
“Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?”
“Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!”
“He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.”
“Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.”
