“I dont dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I cant remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any a...”

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating pro...”

“Dont believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.”

“Dear sirs, The cold war isnt over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely,Patriot”

“Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I dont think of the feel of that bicuspid against my tongue. It had such a distinctive feel, neither cuspid nor molarbut Im not sure it knew ...”

“While were at it, why dont we add a third emotion to this list: lust. You are probably unaware that Linnaeus lumped the tomato into the same genus as the potato, a food with a reputation for its wi...”

“Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.”

“Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly.”

“New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”