“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”

“Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.”

“I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.”

“Alright, good night, he said, his words a little slurred. But before I pass out, I want you to know that youre the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.”

“But the truth is, I want to be some woman's work boots, not her high heels.""Work boots?" What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?"Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out when she w...”

“You need to decide whether you're willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. It's up t...”

“One of the professors told me last week that he feels bad teaching with the way the economy is now. Whats the point? he said. Kids arent getting jobs. You never hear faculty talk that way. He did.”

“Education makes your maths better, not necessarily your manners.”

“The goal of argumentation is to make a case so forceful (note the metaphor) that skeptics are coerced into believing itthey are powerless to deny it while still claiming to be rational. In principl...”

“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”

“Which do you think is more valuable to humanity?a. Finding ways to tell humans that they have free will despite the incontrovertible fact that their actions are completely dictated by the laws of p...”

“The mind can fool the heart, as the heart can fool the mind.”

“I guess thats how well you know me. You think I like hearing this news.Im sorry. This is selfish. I just need to tell someone outside my life. Get it out of myhead, to keep from going nuts, but so...”

“To understand the truth of everything,it took guts more than simply thinking.”

“We all smiled because it was the truth: Living did take a lot more guts than giving up.”