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“Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.”
“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”
“I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.”
“Alright, good night, he said, his words a little slurred. But before I pass out, I want you to know that youre the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.”
“I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I don't need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who haven't gotten laid since Bush Senior was pres...”
“But the truth is, I want to be some woman's work boots, not her high heels.""Work boots?" What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?"Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out when she w...”
“You need to decide whether you're willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. It's up t...”
“Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.”
