“- Daddy wont buy me a new pony, so Im gonna burn my old one so he will have to buy me a new one. - Will a horse do? I'm a horse. I'm a horse. Yes, of course. Yes, of course. (That's a little childr...”

“- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D”

“- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isnt really all that healthy in a relationship. - I chop trees down with my sharpened mustache, remember? Cloning w...”

“#NAME?”

“- Sort out the sort ofs from the maybes, and maybe you will start walking in the right direction, like youre on a treadmill. - You have your direction. I have my direction. As for the correct direc...”

“I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.”

“Bruce has always been so nice to me, which is crazy, because he's one of my heroes. I'll never forget being at a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony the year Bruce and Paul McCartney were inducted....”

“He wants to use my body, to take advantage, and I want to let him. I want to be someones one night stand, some blithe slut... I want to allow myself to be like all those women I pretended to look d...”

“Danilo's was the kind of place where many drinking men come to hide, be it from their wives, in-laws, their jobs or life in general. it was where men and women can come to drink poison as if it was...”

“No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you ha...”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”