“The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is prov...”

“I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.”

“A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object believe me, they tend to not b...”

“Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pr...”

“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they havent lived with them yet.”

“Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you arent is because you have a conscience.”

“with each measured step,we knowthis earth is only as solidas we are.”

“Leadership is built on inspirations. Inspiration does both the theoretical and the practical job. By inspiration, people are not only informed to know what is right. But they are also convinced to ...”

“Conviction says, 'My behavior was wrong.' Satan, on the other hand, floods our hearts with shame. Shame says, 'There is something wrong with me.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.”

“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."- Valek to Yelena”

“Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...”

“My mouth fell open in incredulity.Ah, Maria. Are you trying to tell me youve taken up the sport of fly-catching with your mouth?Ros reached over and lifted my chin.And an assistant too. So that you...”

“Love is disgusting when you no longer possess yourself.”