“The ego is a mean mechanism which mobilizes the absolute strongest rationalization traps in order to preserve itself.”

“I didn't know who I was any longer, so I just was.”

“We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.”

“If you have to push yourself to do it, should you be doing it in the first place? That was a question I never dared to asked myself.”

“If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.”

“Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”