110 quotes found
“Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..”
“A river starts by longing for the ocean...”
“I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.”
“If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Becau...”
“I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.”
“I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.”
“If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.”
“All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...”
“Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.”
“In days long past, Jarod said he’d write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I’m bot...”
