“Trees are where Nature has simply begun”

“Rain is the purest of natural happenings.”

“Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.”

“When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.”

“Love can be simply the absence of tension.”

“And now, for something completely the same:Wasted time and wasted breath,'s what I'll make, until my death.Helping people 'd be as good,but I wouldn't, if I could.For the few that help deserve,have...”

“A good marriage is supposed to be one where each spouse secretly thinks he or she got the better deal.”

“If a person cannot deal properly with what he has been given, God will never multiply what he has”

“It's life. You deal with it or you don't.”

“A recipe is a story with a happy ending.”

“A recipe is a story with a happy ending.”