110 quotes found
“One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.”
“To find doesn't always require to search.”
“The meaning of life is to make life be more.”
“Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyone, at the same time. And at the same time no-one can't be someone, but anyone can be one, and als...”
“Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.”
“There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade, or life Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and ha...”
“In days long past, Jarod said hed write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which Im both ...”
“Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...”
“Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.”
“Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.”
“When one is in love one thinks only of one.”
“Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activities like writing, reading, and sleeping.”
“A smile is not to take, it's given.”
“Love can be found mainly amongst stars”
“If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, to replace the missing spoke in your wheels.”
“Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So dont even ask.”
“Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.”
“The best about cats is they love cannot feign...”
“To find true love simply one must just adore.”
“Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.”
